Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be. sc_online_t(112147,"friends with benefits","ffffff");Free Online Counter Shit Sheldon Cooper SaysTumblr (3.0; @shitsheldoncoopersays)http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31sedhrR81rn4qwao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31sedhrR81rn4qwao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31sedhrR81rn4qwao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22142836991http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22142836991Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:03:54 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon CooperHoward Wolowitzbernadettei don't understandhe drank from leonard's glasshe drank from Leonard's glasswords they'll be carving into my tombstoneaquariumspast: *Sheldon interrupts Penny and Leonard making out...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2semc68sf1r81x05o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aquariumspast.tumblr.com/post/21779311374/sheldon-interrupts-penny-and-leonard-making-out">aquariumspast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>*Sheldon interrupts Penny and Leonard making out during blackout*</em></p> <p><strong>SHELDON: Excuse me, Leonard…</strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: Since when don’t you knock? It’s like the only good thing about you…</strong></p> <p><strong>SHELDON: Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard. We’re in a state of emergency. The world has descended into dark and turmoil. Lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day.</strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: Fine. What is it?</strong></p> <p><strong>SHELDON: I’m making <em>s’mores</em> … I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.</strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: S’mores, huh? Good for you…</strong></p> <p><strong>SHELDON: Yes, <em>or</em> good for <em>us</em>, if you sign <em>here</em> and reinstate the full roommate agreement…</strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: No, thanks. I’m good…</strong></p> <p><strong>SHELDON: Really? Oh, OK. In that case, I will have a s’more by myself. And then I’m gonna have <em>s’more</em> … </strong><em>*turns to walk away* </em><em><strong>by myself…</strong> *walks away*</em></p> <p><strong>PENNY: <em>Awwwwwww…</em></strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: No, don’t awwww him. He brought this all on himself…</strong></p> <p><strong>PENNY: But he’s <em>sad</em>…</strong></p> <p><strong>LEONARD: No, he’s <em>crazy</em> … Sometimes, crazy</strong> <em><strong>looks like sad </strong></em><em><strong>to</strong><strong> suck you back in…</strong></em></p> <p><strong>PENNY: I think he misses his little buddy…</strong></p> </blockquote>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22124042146http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22124042146Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:03:19 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperLeonardpennyExcuse me LeonardSince when don’t you knock? It’s like the only good thing about youocial niceties have been suspended Leonard. We’re in a state of emergency. The world has descended into dark and turmoil. Lawlessness and...Fine. What is it?I’m making s’mores … I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.S’mores huh? Good for youYes or good for us if you sign here and reinstate the full roommate agreementNo thanks. I’m goodReally? Oh OK. In that case I will have a s’more by myself. And then I’m gonna have s’moreby myselfAwwwwwwwNo don’t awwww him. He brought this all on himselfBut he’s sadNo he’s crazy … Sometimes crazy looks like sad to suck you back inI think he misses his little buddyshelly—cooper: Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31oikac271r9ljhqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shelly--cooper.tumblr.com/post/21797732052/women-delightfully-mysterious-or-bat-crap-crazy">shelly—cooper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy? </strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22074658142http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22074658142Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:01:06 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon Cooperwomen: delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?"No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands."“No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Sheldon Cooper. [The Big Bang Theory]</p> <p>Season 4, Episode 15</p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plusmaedchen.tumblr.com/">plusmaedchen</a>)</p></em>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22050232283http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22050232283Sun, 29 Apr 2012 11:02:47 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperNo no no I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands.Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3203l3KkT1r6te6go1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22001778398http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/22001778398Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:02:31 -0400it's not a cartoonit's animeBig Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CoopergifsPenny: Alright, here, what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive? Penny: Alright, here, what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive?<br /> <br /> Sheldon: William Shatner.<br /> <br /> Leonard: Wait, I don’t think it’s Shatner.<br /> <br /> Sheldon: Then it’s got to be Patrick Stewart.<br /> <br /> Penny: No.<br /> <br /> Sheldon: Formal protest. http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21979251665http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21979251665Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:04:36 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotespennySheldon CooperLeonardAlright here what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive?William Shatner.Wait I don’t think it’s Shatner.Then it’s got to be Patrick Stewart.No.Formal protest.Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m329fhQz6i1qcqbdbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21930800889http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21930800889Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:00:34 -0400that fyi was sarcasmBig Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon Cooperpenny"We’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk..."“We’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk away.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sheldon Cooper (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ithurtssomuch.tumblr.com/">ithurtssomuch</a>)</em>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21913845637http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21913845637Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:02:31 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperWe’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk away.Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oh255ycQ1qesp43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21867286134http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21867286134Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:03:38 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon Cooperpennysheldon you are a smart guySmart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart.Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p3l1w2Ua1rr72xvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p3l1w2Ua1rr72xvo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21849690107http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21849690107Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:02:42 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon Coopergifswho is adam west?!leonard what do the two of you talk about after the coitus"Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if anyone else has..."“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that…”<br/><br/> - <em>Sheldon Cooper (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodnightmacau.tumblr.com/">goodnightmacau</a>)</em>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21801427616http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21801427616Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:01:00 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperInteresting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that… Sheldon: ‘I need to pee’ <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pan3oZIt1rr72xvo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pan3oZIt1rr72xvo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote> <h5><em>Sheldon: ‘I need to pee’</em></h5> </blockquote></p>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21784080298http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21784080298Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:01:01 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CoopergifsHoward Wolowitzrajon the count of three. one twowaitjust to clarifywhen you get to three do we stand up or do we pee?"She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend"“She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend”<br/><br/> - <em>Dr. Sheldon Cooper (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yosoylavozdelavidaydelamuerte.tumblr.com/">yosoylavozdelavidaydelamuerte</a>)</em>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21733979146http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21733979146Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:01:53 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperShe is a girl who’s a friend but not my girlfriendPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ohdo08KD1r47t6wo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ohdo08KD1r47t6wo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21716224903http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21716224903Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:01:47 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon Cooperi gotta runbut not with scissorsthat would be unsafePhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qsq5gMXt1rrndevo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qsq5gMXt1rrndevo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qsq5gMXt1rrndevo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qsq5gMXt1rrndevo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21666394761http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21666394761Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:02:54 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon Cooperall these years i've been so wrongthe tinier the train the more concentrated the funall aboardwoo-wooit's officiali'm an H-O trainiacPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qfidTusB1r3yo8no1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21647964838http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21647964838Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:03:30 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon Cooperit's funny because it's trueleonardleakeyhofstadter: Forget science! <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r49pFrIM1rnwex9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r49pFrIM1rnwex9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leonardleakeyhofstadter.tumblr.com/post/21407218476/forget-science">leonardleakeyhofstadter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Forget science!</em></p> </blockquote>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21599106738http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21599106738Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:01:24 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon Cooperpennygifsare you saying that amy isoh what's the scientific word forforget science. she's hornyPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qtx27nnx1qaflz1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21572639185http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21572639185Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:02:28 -0400go awayBig Bang TheoryquotesgifsSheldon CooperSheldon: Will you pick me up some orange juice on the way home? Sheldon: Will you pick me up some orange juice on the way home?<br /> Leonard: Sheldon, do you mind? I'm questioning a lot of things in my life right now.<br /> Sheldon: Is one of those things your fondness for orange juice?<br /> Leonard: ...no.<br /> Sheldon: Great. Tropicana, no pulp.<br /> http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21522458112http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21522458112Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:01:25 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperLeonardThe Good Guy FluctuationWill you pick me up some orange juice on the way home?Sheldon do you mind? I'm questioning a lot of things in my life right now.Is one of those things your fondness for orange juice?noGreat. Tropicana no pulp."I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you’re better than that."“I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you’re better than that.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sheldon Cooper </em>http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21498855490http://shitsheldoncoopersays.tumblr.com/post/21498855490Sat, 21 Apr 2012 11:04:24 -0400Big Bang TheoryquotesSheldon CooperI tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper you’re better than that.