April 2012
46 posts
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
556 notes
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“No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy...”
– Sheldon Cooper. [The Big Bang Theory] Season 4, Episode 15 (via plusmaedchen)
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
530 notes
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Penny: Alright, here, what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive?
Sheldon: William Shatner.
Leonard: Wait, I don’t think it’s Shatner.
Sheldon: Then it’s got to be Patrick Stewart.
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Formal protest.
Apr 28th
67 notes
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Apr 27th
137 notes
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“We’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn...”
– Sheldon Cooper (via ithurtssomuch)
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
107 notes
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Apr 26th
227 notes
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“Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if...”
– Sheldon Cooper (via goodnightmacau)
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
83 notes
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“She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend”
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper (via yosoylavozdelavidaydelamuerte)
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
315 notes
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Apr 23rd
146 notes
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Apr 23rd
117 notes
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Apr 22nd
158 notes
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Apr 22nd
25 notes
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Sheldon: Will you pick me up some orange juice on the way home?
Leonard: Sheldon, do you mind? I'm questioning a lot of things in my life right now.
Sheldon: Is one of those things your fondness for orange juice?
Leonard: ...no.
Sheldon: Great. Tropicana, no pulp.
Apr 21st
19 notes
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“I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you’re better than...”
– Sheldon Cooper 
Apr 21st
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
448 notes
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Apr 14th
102 notes
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
436 notes
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Leonard: Sheldon, it’s a date, I have a date coming over.
Sheldon: Oh, well you can’t blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
Leonard: Why, what’s so unusual about me having a date?
Sheldon: Well, statistically speaking…
Leonard: Alright, alright. Well, uh, nevertheless, I have one now and I would appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can’t be accurately measured by normal tests, how much scarcer could I be?
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
127 notes
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Apr 10th
29 notes
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Apr 10th
60 notes
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Apr 9th
144 notes
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Apr 9th
231 notes
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Apr 8th
69 notes
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Leonard: Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
Sheldon: Because I am without friends. Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
Apr 8th
31 notes
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Apr 7th
81 notes
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Apr 7th
203 notes
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Apr 6th
133 notes
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Apr 6th
247 notes
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Apr 5th
275 notes
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Apr 5th
301 notes
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Apr 4th
938 notes
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Apr 4th
43 notes
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Apr 3rd
188 notes
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Apr 3rd
55 notes
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Apr 2nd
89 notes
March 2012
80 posts
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Mar 31st
215 notes
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Mar 30th
33 notes
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“Oooooh, Penny, it’s as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches.”
– Sheldon - The Gothowitz Deviation (via trickistokeepbreathing)
Mar 30th
6 notes
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Mar 29th
52 notes