April 2012
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No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy...
– Sheldon Cooper. [The Big Bang Theory]
Season 4, Episode 15
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Penny: Alright, here, what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive?
Sheldon: William Shatner.
Leonard: Wait, I don’t think it’s Shatner.
Sheldon: Then it’s got to be Patrick Stewart.
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Formal protest.
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We’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn...
– Sheldon Cooper (via ithurtssomuch)
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Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if...
– Sheldon Cooper (via goodnightmacau)
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She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper (via yosoylavozdelavidaydelamuerte)
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Sheldon: Will you pick me up some orange juice on the way home?
Leonard: Sheldon, do you mind? I'm questioning a lot of things in my life right now.
Sheldon: Is one of those things your fondness for orange juice?
Leonard: ...no.
Sheldon: Great. Tropicana, no pulp.
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I tried to scare an Indian with a snake. Come on Cooper, you’re better than...
– Sheldon Cooper
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Leonard: Sheldon, it’s a date, I have a date coming over.
Sheldon: Oh, well you can’t blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
Leonard: Why, what’s so unusual about me having a date?
Sheldon: Well, statistically speaking…
Leonard: Alright, alright. Well, uh, nevertheless, I have one now and I would appreciate it if you would, you know, make yourself scarce.
Sheldon: Leonard, I am a published theoretical physicist with two doctorates and an IQ which can’t be accurately measured by normal tests, how much scarcer could I be?
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Leonard: Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
Sheldon: Because I am without friends. Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone. Even while seated.
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March 2012
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Oooooh, Penny, it’s as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches.
– Sheldon - The Gothowitz Deviation (via trickistokeepbreathing)
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