Whether you split atoms or infinitives, this is the place to be.
*Sheldon interrupts Penny and Leonard making out during blackout*
SHELDON: Excuse me, Leonard…
LEONARD: Since when don’t you knock? It’s like the only good thing about you…
SHELDON: Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard. We’re in a state of emergency. The world has descended into dark and turmoil. Lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day.
LEONARD: Fine. What is it?
SHELDON: I’m making s’mores … I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.
LEONARD: S’mores, huh? Good for you…
SHELDON: Yes, or good for us, if you sign here and reinstate the full roommate agreement…
LEONARD: No, thanks. I’m good…
SHELDON: Really? Oh, OK. In that case, I will have a s’more by myself. And then I’m gonna have s’more … *turns to walk away* by myself… *walks away*
PENNY: Awwwwwww…
LEONARD: No, don’t awwww him. He brought this all on himself…
PENNY: But he’s sad…
LEONARD: No, he’s crazy … Sometimes, crazy looks like sad to suck you back in…
PENNY: I think he misses his little buddy…
—
Sheldon Cooper. [The Big Bang Theory]
Season 4, Episode 15
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