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aquariumspast: *Sheldon interrupts Penny and Leonard making out during blackout* SHELDON: Excuse me, Leonard… LEONARD: Since when don’t you knock? It’s like the only good thing about you… SHELDON: Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard. We’re in a state of emergency. The world has descended into dark and turmoil. Lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day. LEONARD: Fine. What is it? SHELDON: I’m making s’mores … I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire. LEONARD: S’mores, huh? Good for you… SHELDON: Yes, or good for us, if you sign here and reinstate the full roommate agreement… LEONARD: No, thanks. I’m good… SHELDON: Really? Oh, OK. In that case, I will have a s’more by myself. And then I’m gonna have s’more … *turns to walk away* by myself… *walks away* PENNY: Awwwwwww… LEONARD: No, don’t awwww him. He brought this all on himself… PENNY: But he’s sad… LEONARD: No, he’s crazy … Sometimes, crazy looks like sad to suck you back in… PENNY: I think he misses his little buddy…

aquariumspast:

*Sheldon interrupts Penny and Leonard making out during blackout*

SHELDON: Excuse me, Leonard…

LEONARD: Since when don’t you knock? It’s like the only good thing about you…

SHELDON: Social niceties have been suspended, Leonard. We’re in a state of emergency. The world has descended into dark and turmoil. Lawlessness and savagery are the order of the day.

LEONARD: Fine. What is it?

SHELDON: I’m making s’mores … I wanted to alert you in case you smelled caramelizing marshmallows and thought a nearby candy factory was on fire.

LEONARD: S’mores, huh? Good for you…

SHELDON: Yes, or good for us, if you sign here and reinstate the full roommate agreement…

LEONARD: No, thanks. I’m good…

SHELDON: Really? Oh, OK. In that case, I will have a s’more by myself. And then I’m gonna have s’more … *turns to walk away* by myself… *walks away*

PENNY: Awwwwwww…

LEONARD: No, don’t awwww him. He brought this all on himself…

PENNY: But he’s sad…

LEONARD: No, he’s crazy … Sometimes, crazy looks like sad to suck you back in…

PENNY: I think he misses his little buddy…

shelly—cooper: Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?

shelly—cooper:

Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?

No, no, no, I’m just here for your money. I don’t want to shake anyone’s germy hands.

—

Sheldon Cooper. [The Big Bang Theory]

Season 4, Episode 15

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Penny: Alright, here, what actor holds the record for being named people magazine’s sexiest man alive?
Sheldon: William Shatner.
Leonard: Wait, I don’t think it’s Shatner.
Sheldon: Then it’s got to be Patrick Stewart.
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Formal protest.

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We’re the Justice League of America. There’s only one thing we can do - turn around and slowly walk away.

—Sheldon Cooper (via ithurtssomuch)

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Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. Wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that…

—Sheldon Cooper (via goodnightmacau)

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Sheldon: ‘I need to pee’

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She is a girl who’s a friend, but not my girlfriend

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